Step One: Make a New Year’s Resolution to update your blog more.
Step Two: Don’t do it.
Step Three: Make a resolution AGAIN (for the second year in a row…)
Step Four: Make it even easier – say you’ll update even once a month.
Step Five: Don’t update in January, thus failing your resolution before the year has really even begun.
Step Six: Congratulations, you now suck at blogging!
(I swear to god I’m going to blog more. I’m working on something right now that is pretty great. I think.)